Few popular lines

Five friends are sitting together over a weekend and having their regular talks when one of them remembers this line, or more aptly the dialogue, "kya cheez cut piece" and the discussion routes towards making an attempt to remember the origin of the same. Finally a friend remembers its one of the cheeky lines by Shakti Kapoor. I went on to recollect a few more of the very famous dialogues from Bollywood.. they may not be correct verbatim but I guess I made a decent effort. It should be a good exercise to try to figure out how many of these do you know/remember and to which movie each one belongs :)

"zamaane ne thokar laga laga ke is dil ko patthar bana dia"

"mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, zindagi ka har mod aasaan nahi hota, kadam kadam par mushkile hoti hain... phir jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chhodte to mohabbat ka saath kaise chhod dein?"

"sab tumhari bahar ki Alisha ko dekhte hain... koi tumhari andar ki Alisha ko nahi pehchaan paya!"

"koi mushkil nahi hai Tipu, gore patlun pehen ke ei khel ka kirket kahet hai aur hum langoti bandh ke gulli-danda. samjha? arre hamaar baap dada khelat rae hai gulli-danda"

"yahan se pachaas pachaas kos dur jab koi baccha rota hai to maa bolti hai so ja betey so ja.. warna Gabbar aa jayega"

"kyun peete ho itna ki bardaasht hi na kar paao..
kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai... hum to isliye peete hain ki yahan baith sake, tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake"

"amchi Mumbai... apun se shaadi karegi?"

"ek pati kya chahega ki uski patni use sabse zyada pyar kare.. apni maa se zyada, apne bhai se zyada, sabse zyada..."

"mohabbat kya hai? kyun hai? kahan hai?"

"dosti ki hai.. nibhaani to padegi hi"

"maango us hi se.. jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se"

"lehron ke saath to koi bhi chal sakta hai... asli mard wo hai jo saagar ki lehron ko cheer ke aage badhta hai"

"life is a business"

"Rahul... naam to suna hoga?"

Shakti: "kabhi tu daru peeti hai aur kabhi pooja karti hai"

"aapko maalum hai sir, ke mere paas Megha ki ek bhi tasveer nahi... kabhi zaroorat hi nahi padi.. kyuki jahan bhi pyaar ho, jahan bhi mohabbat ho, mujhe wahan meri Megha dikhti hai"

"gawaar... kitni aasaani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi... magar ye kabhi nahi socha ki un palon me beet-ta to mein hi tha.. diya tum jalati thi lekin usme jalta to mein hi tha"

"rishtey kisi guarantee card ke saath to aate nahi hain"

"taareekh par tareekh... tareekh par tareekh.. aakhir kab tak mylord!!"

"kin hindustaniyon ki baat karte ho tum log….saari duniya jaanti hai humne batwaare ke waqt aap logon ko 65 crore diye the tab jaake aapke sir pe tirpal aayi thi... sar dhakne ki aukaat nahi aur tum bandookon ki baat karte ho"

"meine tumhe kya samjha.. aur tum kya nikle"

"2 bedroom ka flat to humne bhi khareeda.. par use ghar nahi bana paye"

"Naam- Shivaji Rao Waghle. Maratha hoon... Maratha marta hai ya maarta hai"

"jo pacchees saal me nahi hua... wo ab hoga"

"kabhi kabhi bade logon ko bhi is baat ka ehsaas karwana padta hai ki wo kabhi bhi chhote ho sakte hain"

"jaanta hun aapko sahare ki zaroorat nahi.. mein bas saath dene aaya hun"

"senorita... aise bade bade deshon me chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain"

"tum mujhe maarte maarte thak jaoge lekin mein maar khaate khaate nahi thakunga"

"paanch baje ke baad deva ki adaalat shuru hoti hai"

"don ke dushman ki sabse badi galti hai ki wo don ka dushman hai"

"humne to apni zindagi ji li chunni babu... ab to bas in dhadkano ka lihaaz karte hain.. par kya kahein in duniya walon ko... jo aakhri saans pe bhi aitraaz karte hain.."

"aur haan.. police ko bataane ki galti mat karna.. kahin ghabrahat me goli na chal jaye"

"mein kahan hun... tum kaun ho.. mujhe yahan kaun laya? Dr. saab mujhe kuch yaad nahi aa raha"

"pyar hi to hota hai jo yaadon me reh jata hai.. warna yaadon me rakha hi kya hota hai"

"mein Viren ko paanch saal se jaanti hun.. mein to unko tab se jaanti hun jab mein paanch saal ki thi"

"aein teli tya maa mal dayi hai? to fil taali tyon nahi bajata? deth ta nahin hain hamale laja babu to titna majaa aa laha hai"

"chandramukhi.. is bhare paimaane me aur sharaab dalogi to kya hoga.. chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai paimaan-e-devdas bhi.. aur bharogi to chalak jayega...khud to girega tumhe bhi gira dega lekin zameen par"

"ye pyar bhi badi ajeeb cheez hai.. jahan ikraar ki puri ummeed hoti hai wahan bhi dil kehne se darta hai... aur mujhe to inkaar ka poora yakeen hai !!"

"accha tum pehle ye nakki kar lo ki tumhari samasya kya hai.. naam, naukri ki ghar? Ah ghar... ek kaam karo... yahan se right me chale jao wahan bahut saare hotel hain, jao.."

"haan mein.. magar wo.. lekin mein.. kyuki wo... tumne to... suno to...."

"haath muh dho lo beta.. mein khana lagati hun"

"ek ladki dekhi, one flash aur mein apna dil kho baitha...ab to bas ek hi tamanna hai... rehna hai uske dil me"

"tum kaun hote ho meri zindagi ka faisla karne wale"

Something's wrong

The overwhelming emotions
you've placed inside my heart
have pulled me back together
but have also torn me apart..

You mean so much to me
though this means nothing at all
you always help me up
though you're the one who made me fall..

You say its whatever I want
but you tell me which one to choose
you claim you'd never hurt me
but you did leave a bruise..

I don't want to look at you
but I cant avoid your gaze
I said I didn't want to
but you made me anyways..

I'll tell you that I am sorry
but you yell & cuss & scream
you've really got me wondering
just what's wrong with me!

- Tue, Mar 11th 2008